Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Diet Plans - Are They Necessary?

I do not suffer from being overweight - I am just fat. But is it such a disaster? Will I die before my thin friends? Will finding a husband and building a family be impossible? Will I suffer all my life? My answer is NO.

I say to you, skinny people, you are the minority.

You are suffering all your life eating only "healthy" food and counting crabs, calories or any other weird substances.

You have trouble finding husbands or wives because we are the majority, and you will not tolerate going out with a fat person.

And you will not enjoy your life as we will because we are not afraid to enjoy the luxury of life. Did you know that a recent research found that fat people are having more sex and enjoy it more than thin people?

I really believe I will live longer because modern medicine is focusing on us - Fat guys, and will soon find the answers to all overweight symptoms.

I admit that I am always on a diet and that sometimes the weight might be a bother, but I swear that I will always stay fat. Fat is in my nature and I can't imagine being skinny. My family members are fat, all my friend are fat, even my dog is fat. I just love fat people...

That's all, you fellow fat guys. Remember, it is all in your head. Go out there and be proud and what you are and realize how fast things will go in your way.








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